Pan Left - The Selection

so, i guess this is worth talking about.

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Actually, i know it is, because it was goddamned hilarious.


So, i was working for a friend's parents, and as i and a pair of friends were leaving, we found four rolls of, oh, i'm gonna arbitraily say about 200m of seran-wrap to each roll. We started scheming so bad, it was contagous like HIV. We built up these elaborate schemes of who's cars or houses to wrap, in their entierety, in plasic wrap, giggling like little school boys. Our imaginations ran wild with the possibilities.

Well, we part ways with the intent to meet again soon and finalize our plans. As one of the friends and i are driving back to our place, we have an ingenious idea.

'Jesus mary and joseph, ian, i've got an idea!' he blurted. Well, not really, but that's what it felt like. We pulled a quick u-turn and headed back towards the house of our third partner in crime to seran his van while he was at rugby practice. We were so proud of our devious nature.

well, we get to his van, all hyped up, only to find out that these massive, 30kg rolls of Plastic are actually tubes of seran, as compared to one long sheet.

wow, we were dissapointed. Like, you know when you drop the icecream cone when you're like 5, and you're ready to find a fucking bridge to jump off? That's what we felt like. We would up just putting the huge-ass roll under the wheels of his car, so it couldn't move. Until he moved the roll.

Sigh. So much wasted potential.

What have i learnt from this? Aside from the fact that i should never buy a car, or my life will be wrought with angst, forever in fear of having it pranked, i learnt that leisure can kick ass. When it pull off.

Pz